Do you hate me because the only two buttons I need on that remote are the “themostat up” and “mute snore” ones? Actually, I don’t need the thermostat up, except in the car. I’m the tightwad that keeps it cold here in the winter.
GUFFAWING over here!!! Okay, well – I suppose this will out my husband as an adolescent, but he still thinks his farts are completely charming, unique, and veritable works of art – so I suppose I could use a button for that.
Too funny! Wow – I always knew it took a lot to make/keep women happy, but to see it so displayed reminds me how complicated your lives must be (another reason it’s good to be a guy). Men, on the other hand, are much less complicated, and so we would need far fewer buttons. Yes, I think we would need just a few buttons… um, yes… hmmm, ah… wait a minute, um… no, just one button. Yes, definitely one.
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Ha, if I added everything I wanted, I’d have to carry that thing around in a samsonite suitcase. 😉
Attila the Moms last blog post..A Revolting Development
Where’s the massage feature? And I think the mute features should be expanded.
Manic Mommys last blog post..Going to Hell in a Laundry Basket
The “Mute Snores” should be FAR more prominent. Other than that, there needs to be a “GO – Outside to Fart” button.
‘Cause I SWEAR somthin’ done died up there.
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Snort!
Mrs. Chilis last blog post..F-F-Friday
Rub my feet without complaining…..
Hear the children when they wake up in the middle of the night…
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I would add a button that assists them in finding items THEMSELVES.
Mary Alices last blog post..Three Things
Don’t you want a “wash my hair” button!
Do you hate me because the only two buttons I need on that remote are the “themostat up” and “mute snore” ones? Actually, I don’t need the thermostat up, except in the car. I’m the tightwad that keeps it cold here in the winter.
I would have to add the “Foot Massage” button. Also one that said “Watch the kids”.
Treasias last blog post..Day 5 (I’m losing it)
GUFFAWING over here!!! Okay, well – I suppose this will out my husband as an adolescent, but he still thinks his farts are completely charming, unique, and veritable works of art – so I suppose I could use a button for that.
LOVE THIS REMOTE!!!!!!!!!!!
Anns last blog post..My Presidential Pardons
Oh I am laughing .. a few months ago I was ranting about Husband’s inability to use a remote w/o screwing up … and I posted this very same ‘photo’ ..
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Love the Mute options . . .
tysdaddys last blog post..Still Bored??!
Would you believe I don’t need the toilet seat button? One husband and two boys–all properly trained!
Jenn @ Juggling Lifes last blog post..In Which It Is The Summer Of The Boys From Brazil
MUTE ALL
🙂
Rees last blog post..Conversation with The King
Thanks for the belly laugh. Loved it. I’d add a couple of sex position buttons. Sometimes those need to be spelled (or is it buttoned?) in.
This will hold me laughter-wise for the whole day.
I would add a “Skip to Next Track” button for when the husband starts with “Did I tell you about the time…?”
Margarets last blog post..Pitchforks and Torches and Mob Scenes, Oh My
Too funny! Wow – I always knew it took a lot to make/keep women happy, but to see it so displayed reminds me how complicated your lives must be (another reason it’s good to be a guy). Men, on the other hand, are much less complicated, and so we would need far fewer buttons. Yes, I think we would need just a few buttons… um, yes… hmmm, ah… wait a minute, um… no, just one button. Yes, definitely one.
Man!, you wouldn’t want to see the male version of this.
Bruces last blog post..My – MP3
That just about says it perfectly, Jennifer. Maybe we could add “fast-forward to chocolate.”
Sans last blog post..A Brief but LARGE Life
Pour me a whiskey.
This 5lb box of milk chocolate caramels is for you.
I’m sending you away to a spa this weekend.
JCKs last blog post..My Interview on Derfwad Manor
The snore mute feature has me misty.
Mrs. G.s last blog post..Alcohol and Monkeys
I love it!!!!
Lisas last blog post..How to Get What you Want (a guide for tweens)
GM–You should PhotoShop this and make a(nother) remote for men. 🙂 You know, in addition to the one you guys hog already.
I love it!
fill my gas tank?
flutters last blog post..Easy to forget
There needs to be some sort of anti-farting button.
manager moms last blog post..To My No Longer A First Grader
Brilliant.. If I could just have that for a day!
Denise @ EatPlayLoves last blog post..Her Very Own Goo’s
I’d add “second dessert”
the mama bird diariess last blog post..vaccination angst
Oh, no way, that is too cute. I love it!! I want to get my hubby one for fun. Switch it out when he’s not lookin’. hehe
Rheas last blog post..A Science experiment, Shopping & Southern Etiquette
Um… *more* sex. Up with sex! And grocery delivery by remote.
Dharmamamas last blog post..I’m Being Gentle With Myself
Beautiful! Where can I get one? Is this the infomercial after the Sham-WOW?
Grandys last blog post..Nothing Like the Last Minute