It's finally here

by Jennifer on June 20, 2008

Ladies, is there anything you would add to it?

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Attila the Mom June 20, 2008 at 4:16 am

Ha, if I added everything I wanted, I’d have to carry that thing around in a samsonite suitcase. πŸ˜‰

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Manic Mommy June 20, 2008 at 5:22 am

Where’s the massage feature? And I think the mute features should be expanded.

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Jan June 20, 2008 at 5:37 am

The “Mute Snores” should be FAR more prominent. Other than that, there needs to be a “GO – Outside to Fart” button.

‘Cause I SWEAR somthin’ done died up there.

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Mrs. Chili June 20, 2008 at 6:02 am


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leendaluu June 20, 2008 at 6:16 am

Rub my feet without complaining…..

Hear the children when they wake up in the middle of the night…

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Mary Alice June 20, 2008 at 6:41 am

I would add a button that assists them in finding items THEMSELVES.

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brenda June 20, 2008 at 7:00 am

Don’t you want a “wash my hair” button!

Do you hate me because the only two buttons I need on that remote are the “themostat up” and “mute snore” ones? Actually, I don’t need the thermostat up, except in the car. I’m the tightwad that keeps it cold here in the winter.

Treasia June 20, 2008 at 7:15 am

I would have to add the “Foot Massage” button. Also one that said “Watch the kids”.

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Ann June 20, 2008 at 8:06 am

GUFFAWING over here!!! Okay, well – I suppose this will out my husband as an adolescent, but he still thinks his farts are completely charming, unique, and veritable works of art – so I suppose I could use a button for that.


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Daryl June 20, 2008 at 8:12 am

Oh I am laughing .. a few months ago I was ranting about Husband’s inability to use a remote w/o screwing up … and I posted this very same ‘photo’ ..

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tysdaddy June 20, 2008 at 8:15 am

Love the Mute options . . .

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Jenn @ Juggling Life June 20, 2008 at 8:20 am

Would you believe I don’t need the toilet seat button? One husband and two boys–all properly trained!

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Ree June 20, 2008 at 8:30 am


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Milena June 20, 2008 at 8:57 am

Thanks for the belly laugh. Loved it. I’d add a couple of sex position buttons. Sometimes those need to be spelled (or is it buttoned?) in.

This will hold me laughter-wise for the whole day.

Margaret June 20, 2008 at 9:45 am

I would add a “Skip to Next Track” button for when the husband starts with “Did I tell you about the time…?”

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SteveCinNM June 20, 2008 at 10:34 am

Too funny! Wow – I always knew it took a lot to make/keep women happy, but to see it so displayed reminds me how complicated your lives must be (another reason it’s good to be a guy). Men, on the other hand, are much less complicated, and so we would need far fewer buttons. Yes, I think we would need just a few buttons… um, yes… hmmm, ah… wait a minute, um… no, just one button. Yes, definitely one.

Bruce June 20, 2008 at 11:01 am

Man!, you wouldn’t want to see the male version of this.

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San June 20, 2008 at 11:08 am

That just about says it perfectly, Jennifer. Maybe we could add “fast-forward to chocolate.”

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JCK June 20, 2008 at 11:51 am

Pour me a whiskey.

This 5lb box of milk chocolate caramels is for you.

I’m sending you away to a spa this weekend.

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Mrs. G. June 20, 2008 at 2:04 pm

The snore mute feature has me misty.

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Lisa June 20, 2008 at 2:39 pm

I love it!!!!

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Jennifer Harvey June 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm

GM–You should PhotoShop this and make a(nother) remote for men. πŸ™‚ You know, in addition to the one you guys hog already.

Vader's Mom June 20, 2008 at 3:48 pm

I love it!

flutter June 20, 2008 at 5:09 pm

fill my gas tank?

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manager mom June 20, 2008 at 5:33 pm

There needs to be some sort of anti-farting button.

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Denise @ EatPlayLove June 20, 2008 at 8:04 pm

Brilliant.. If I could just have that for a day!

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the mama bird diaries June 20, 2008 at 9:08 pm

I’d add “second dessert”

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Rhea June 21, 2008 at 12:56 pm

Oh, no way, that is too cute. I love it!! I want to get my hubby one for fun. Switch it out when he’s not lookin’. hehe

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Dharmamama June 21, 2008 at 9:18 pm

Um… *more* sex. Up with sex! And grocery delivery by remote.

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Grandy June 22, 2008 at 10:21 pm

Beautiful! Where can I get one? Is this the infomercial after the Sham-WOW?

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